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Monday, March 5, 2012

SHADY CRICKET - An attempt at satire, sarcasm & simply cricket






"I hate using the WEB."
Michael Clarke not an avid member of the social networking community







"Retiring? Oh wait, India is coming."
Mark Boucher might announce his retirement after the England series







"Did we just play worse than India?"
Brendon McCullum is devastated after being white washed by South Africa








"What - more does Pakistan need?"
Dav Whatmore has been newly appointed as the head coach for the Pakistan cricket team








"I hate you, like I love you"
M.S.Dhoni & Virender Sehwag's "miscommunication" led to an apparent rift within the team.








"Rested is the new dropped."
Virendar Sehwag - This dashing opening batsman was 'rested' for the upcoming Asia cup due to an injury.








"Bottlenecks are barred in my cricket."
Jesse Ryder - Axed from the New zealand team for indiscipline after getting involved in a brawl at a pub.








"Middling the finger and the ball."
Virat Kohli - Showing his middle finger after being agitated by some Australian fans.








"Missed-bah Ul Haq."
Misbah-Ul-haq - Missed a simple winning opportunity in the recently concluded T20 match against England.









"I should get there before you"
Arjun Tendulkar & Sachin Tendulkar - Son takes a dig at his legendary father on getting to the most jinxed landmark.







"Even my head is spinning after playing Saeed Ajmal"
Andrew Strauss & the English team were left clueless against Saeed Ajmal through the entire series.




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